Life's too short to be serious...

So if you can't laugh at yourself call me.

I'll laugh at you.

I keep telling you, mes amis, we are coming to get you.

Unbeknownst to a family wasps had been living in their home. For three months. Kudos to the wasps... that is a difficult joke to pull off!

Woman finds wasps in spare bedroom.

You monkies need everything explained...sigh...

Winki insisted I publish this.

Crime in the 21st century.

Let that teach you.

Winki's favorite place to play...

...silly girl...

The best reason to floss!

But feel free to bring your AK-47.

Which bug may kill you on the job?

And no, it's not me! Altho, kudos to my ant homies!

Why not? It is the internet, afterall.

I know, you've been thinking to yourself lately, "My life is so incomplete. What I really need is to watch a turtle being ridden by a lizard in a cowboy hat." Well, mes infants, I come again to your rescue. Please to enjoy. Mortels folles...

Next, he'll use the blood of his enemies!

This artist used his own blood to make a selfie...

I'm looking forward to him using the blood of his enemies!

Why did the ducks cross the road?

Apparently to give you a heart attack.

Did I mention we roaches love chocoate?

What does 9.4 million calories look like? In a bathroom? Made of chocolate!

Like this!

These are actually for les enfants!

I found these on wowthatscool, but it is more creepy... so perfect for me, mon ami.

Being French I cannot decide if I'm insulted by Monsieur Tofu, or want to join his forces of darnkness!

Clearly, what could be more fun than your begging friend?

Do you really want to encourage the children to play with these?

It isn't the game so much as I notice that only the females get the humiliation.

I... I... I am speechless.

I do not know why, but I cannot stop watching this.

For some reason it brings me great joy to see salmon flying at 22 miles per hour. Does that make me evil?

I do not envy you.

Parenting, in 2014.

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/07/26/get-out-of-the-house-go-play-outside-pic/

Always my experience

Although, I confess, I love the dark!

Will the insults never end?!

As if the squishing was not enough we have to be stepped upon on TV! By supermodels!

Models walk on insects for Chinese TV

I take heart that they are barefoot, however. Gives us a sporting chance.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

I know I am but a bug, but can anyone tell me if these are comfortable? They don't look it.

Chainmaille Shoes

I confess, however, it might trend among the Ren crowd!

Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu!

It's out. Now! Now, now, now! Look at that picture... stunning, is it not?

On Amazon now, mes enfants!

Gah!

But I confess, what a beautiful array of colors, no?

It astounds me you monkeys run the planet

Did anyone try to read the sign?

Does it come in golden brown?

The perfect iPhone accessory, êtes-vous d'accord?
Giant isopod case

Meet your new overlords!

Sooner or later, we are going to take over the world!  Muwahaha!

Cyborg Roaches!

What some monkeys will do!

What some monkeys will do to avoid washing their cars!
Artists-takes-dirty-cars-pictures

Meet one of my peeps.

This is a furry friend from California, Arachne. Isn't she lovely?

You might ask yourself how we bugs keep in touch over great distances. Facebook, of course.

Look deep into my eyes...

You're feeling sleepy... sleepy...
The hypnotizing spider...

As a rule...

...these are the words I live my life by.

This! The perfect gift for Winki!

A coffee brewing alarm clock. You try getting her out of bed!