Maybe the lettering was too small

Millennial parenting

It's finally happened--the cow came home.

No, I don't want to eat that

Dinner, sides, and dessert in one serving

Because taking your time and enjoying your food is overrated.

Best reason I've heard in a while

Hm...what do I like best about working from home...

Thank you, Diply

A spring in your step. Um, ride.

There's no such thing as a bad seat

Thank you, Diply

Do as we say, not as we show you

Whatever you do, don't let go

That TSA guy is such a turkey.

You want a bowl of pasta?

No, I need a VASE of pasta. And a milk. That part's important.

Chickens have no fingers, but they seem to have teeth

Writing it on your arm doesn't make it true

Trust me. When we're done it will be perfectly safe.

Everyone's a critic

Look! A Pokemon!

Children and learning first, spell checking second

Everyone drives, anyway

Promise? I'll find $50?

Fully charged when the eyes turn green

Posted by the Orther committee

Parental tip #32

When you just have to go to the bathroom!

Don't let the climber impress you

It's the photographer that's the real daredevil.

I'll be inside that one

All the Queen's horses...

Whatever you do, take a picture first.

Pepsi's plan to rule the world

When the student teaches the master

No. She's right--it's 20.

Wee ghouls. They're adorable at this age.