My favorite pizza dream

Wide open spaces, rainbows, and... PIZZA!

They opened next to the Shabby Shack

Always read the fine print.

My mood reflects which side I wake up in...

Demontor Wasp turns roaches into zombies

Mon Dieu! Because being squished wasn't enough to worry about.

Five guys, lots of ice, and some beer

Okay, I'm just guessing about that last part...

Here's the full story.

Sure. Give me another reason not to fly.

Gorns, and redshirts, and gnomes, OH MY!

Admit it. You've been waiting for these all your life.

Promises, promises.

"We kan fix you're A/C ... but we kant speel." 

... Or maybe they just had a low selection of letters.

I never thought of that!

I often wonder if such things were deemed necessary by experience.